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JACKO'S WORDS OF WISDOM

last validated and updated 20/07/2014

A joke Jack told at the Pyrford gig on 19th April:

There were these two golfers, old mates, playing a round of golf one day.
Ahead of them were two ladies playing - but they were going very slowly, and didn't seem to notice that they were holding up these two gents.
One gent says to the other, I'll just walk on and ask those girls if they'd be kind enough to stand aside and let us play through.
He trots off, but half way there he hesitates, stops, and then returns to his mate. 
"Good job they didn't see me" he says. "One of them is my wife and the other is my bit on the side!"
So the second guy sets out, but he too only gets half way to the girls before he stops and turns back.
When he got back the first guy asked him "What's up?"

"Small World" says the second guy.

 

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